Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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