We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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