how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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