Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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