I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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