He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
