We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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