doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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