shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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