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(917): View more from New York City

My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...

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(513): View more from Ohio

did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....

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(360): View more from Washington

I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"

(425): View more from Washington

I want to be you.

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(718): View more from New York

With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.

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(216): View more from Ohio

we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment

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