Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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