I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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