Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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