god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All I want is dick and wine.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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