CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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