You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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