Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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