I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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