i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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