I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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