Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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