Me too!
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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