I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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