haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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