There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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