I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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