Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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