only if we run a train.
done.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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