Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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