Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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