To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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