oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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