Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Life is so much better after having sex.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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