yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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