dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Let's paint friendship bongs
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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