my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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