Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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