Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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