Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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