Whod you bang
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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