508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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