That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
