Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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