please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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