From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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