i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
there is glitter all over my balls
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