All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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