I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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