it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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