What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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