I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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