i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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